As I understand it, when a runner switches which arm is holding the football he is currently in the process of fumbling it, with no control of what he’s doing. They’re just super lucky and manage to recover it with their other arm, which is why the stat sheet is littered with about 50 fumbles per game.

Because nothing can go wrong against the Patriots at the 1 yard line!!

here is the problem with the clement catch. find a football. hold it chest high with two hands as if you just caught a pass. now transition it to cradling it near your waist with one hand as if you were running with it. it is completely impossible to do that while keeping one hand on the ball at all times.

Why not have a cup of coffee too? Nobody thinks like that. He wanted to score.

a warning light popped up on the car’s dash, and the vehicle caught fire

oh good... it was just one of the new ones...

Well it might be tremendously disgusting. Or, weirdly enough, it might not.

Good riddance. Prancing around half-naked is a man’s job.

But this article makes no sense. What is it that you are making illegal? Nobody is requiring cities to do anything - they are making offers of their own accord. Is this what you would make illegal? For cities and states to administer their own local policy?

Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

I ordered 9 things on amazon this weekend and i hope my city wins the amazon 2nd HQ. The biggest employer here pays no local property tax and was incentivized to build here. Then it brought 20k professional jobs to the area. This town has gone through a massive boom because of them and its a great city.

People hate him because he is a brilliant, maybe crazy, unpredictable disruptor to those government-subsidized and stagnant industries most in need of it. He has amazingly made significant impacts on staid old niches like the auto industry and orbital transport. His battery technology at scale might just make solar…

the best part of this article has been all the comments that showed me the existence of much cheaper flame throwers! my adult funded inner child thanks you!

Speaking as a huge Jalopnik fan, the tone of this article is honestly unbecoming of this site. I enjoy a bit of snark, this just comes across as mean-spirited.

Trump supporters?

Welcome to Kinja........ Where crap biased reporting gets us cash from clicks.

Sure thing. Next, you should do an expose about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. A small sample of the risks:

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

Buckle in for a Credit Report horror story.

Wrong Pederson - Boise State’s coach was Chris Petersen, Eagles’ coach is Doug Pederson.