Because, according to the context in this article and the linked article, it appears that he was asked a specific question, didn’t want to answer it, gave this stupid excuse, and then was allowed to go on his own tangent and never answered the original question. I feel sure I would never be able to get away with this.

I love your username! Super clever, reminiscent of my college years, like, ALL THE GOOD THINGS.

Wait. Where do I get the 3rd from the right? That is me in puppy form.

Just a normal weekend on Jez. We women get this shit all the time. Thanks for the support!

If that’s what you want to call it. I call it pathetic, since I have already lived through lumps on BOTH my BREAST.

Super super nice of you to say, considering the comments I am dismissing tonight. Like this one.

The joke is funny, but I can no longer support the artist or his art. It’s pretty simple.

“Just let me explain. I’ll concentrate. If I’m trying to level, keep this level, in your mind. This draws my attention away and my concentration.”

FUCKKKKK. I saw some really good shade by some famous sportsball player earlier this week and was hoping it would be covered.

I think he was asking why the FBI didn’t open an investigation into Hillary Clinton colluding with the Russians to ruin her own chances at election. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I understand Sarah Palin and the word “covfefe” better than whatever the fuck McCain was talking about, though.

This is one of the best things I have ever read.

I’m not watching because I think it will be the end of trump. But I bet it will be great TV.

I am so thankful for this community for many reasons. Mostly because I texted an acquaintance all excited about the Comey testimony tomorrow and she asked, “Okay, so what exactly is this about again?”

I think he dropped a lot of really great nuggets in this statement. It’s almost like he is begging to be asked about them.

I will have Twitter open on my tablet, CNN on my TV, and Jez on my phone. This is gonna be awesome.

Exactly!

Excellent advice! I will take it under consideration.

You naked hot tub with someone one time and suddenly it’s a “thing”. Smh.

I just told my boss that I’m taking off work tomorrow to watch this. Now I only need to decide on drinks and snacks.