Kate Capshaw on the other hand…

Sort of like when Andy Bernard would name drop Cornell University at the drop of a hat.

I've had Infinite Jest sitting in my Kindle library for a while now, but every time I go to start it, I get scared off from having to read a 1,000 page book.

"No, no, what he's saying is really stupid, but it's sincere, okay? It's sincere this time. I think you're just a little sensitive to it."

Or a toddler's version.

Yea, I know. I work a shitty retail job, but because I can't stand Trump and I live in New England, I'm considered a "coastal elitist".

It's Paul Feig's finest work.

Will Alan Tudyk and Stephen Root be playing? I hope so!

Funny People could have easily lost an hour and a half. I vaguely remember the plot reaching a point that seemed like the end, but there was another forty minutes or so.

Much like Batman, Spider-Man has a big roster of villains from main guys down to tertiary, so I'm hoping that this game is going to be packed with them. Also, like the original PSX games, I hope we'll get to see some of the other Marvel heroes pop in — Daredevil, the Punisher and Cloak & Dagger in particular seem like…

I assume the Internet is in the middle of losing their collective shit right now.

Their Vinyl Idolz line is much better. Their design is sort reminiscent of the characters from Clerks: The Animated Series.

McCarthyism ended eight years before Colbert was born, so I'd assume no.

And Troy McClure, who you might remember from other nostalgic cash-ins like "Buck Henderson: Union Buster: The Next Generation" and "Five Terrible Months of the Trump Administration".

Ted McGinley needs work too!

I don't think they got enough washed-up has-beens for this. Is Dustin Diamond not out of prison yet?

"I ordered French fries, not frozen potato planks placed in the general vicinity of some warm grease." - Bill McNeal

Are we sure that it also isn't any number of things we've decided to deep fry at any county fair across this country? Like deep fried butter!

I've been known to put vinegar on mine…

But fermenting potatoes into vodka is still perfectly healthy, right?