Maybe I'm in the minority, but I do believe that Greek-style pizza might just be my favorite style of pizza. Possibly it's because I'm from New England and there's always a House of Pizza around.

A pizza with KFC chicken skin as the topping? Why that's so crazy, I'm surprised KFC and Pizza Hut haven't done it yet!

They've got nothing on Illinois Nazis.

Is that where he sends Kramer over to beat him with a sock filled with quarters?

If Seinfeld should apologize to anyone, it should be for that time he was really mean to WNYX star Bill McNeal.

I liked the system better when it was the Xbox Scorpion

I still have nightmares of my PS2's optical drive shitting the bed on the day that GTA: San Andreas came out…

Hopefully, this drives the price of the Xbox One S down then.

I wish they would so I didn't have to play Suikoden V on my shitty computer…

Hopefully that means they get around to making The Warriors finally backwards compatible.

The Captain Q commercial also nearly got him the actual James Bond gig for Diamonds Are Forever, when they were courting American actors for the role. I believe Burt Reynolds was the first choice, followed by West.

Then we'll start our own AV Club with blackjack and hookers!

I think it's Juggalo slang for something.

I say it's high time we stage a full-scale revolt. Like Custer, we will make a stand!

This reminds me that I watched the first four episodes of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend before I went on vacation, and forgot to pick it back up after I got back because I fell into a rut of rewatching It's Always Sunny and Archer reruns on Netflix.

It's so bad, that I'll mark out whenever a studio puts out an old school style poster. Like the one from Krampus with Adam Scott. The drawn style reminded me of the Gremlins poster and other 80s horror films.

Does that include Guillermo del Toro's Pappy McPoyle?

I guess we should also find room at the table for Gail the Snail. Even though she just mashes it.

Hopefully they don't wait until the week before the next season to put up this last season on Netflix…

He did get to talk about how great Facebook is.