Just bring in Bill Ponderosa, Ben the Soldier, Rickety Cricket, Artemis and Cutty from the Wire and they'll be all set!

Couldn't they just get that fat child molestor to fill in as Dennis for the next season?

It's because she has no honor, that goddamn bitch!

He's virtually bursting with adequatulence.

But he keeps making solid appearances in TV shows and Netflix series, so he's got that going for him…

I watched it on YouTube a month or so ago. It's alright for an 80s slasher. In addition to starring Robert Carradine and Linda Hamilton, Bruce Abbott (of Re-Animator fame) plays a pretty good unhinged psycho. And Michael Winslow has a brief appearance doing his usual act…

Shades of Green was great. Since my brother is lower ranked, we ended up paying Value resort prices for Deluxe resort rooms. The bus service wasn't the greatest though, and if we were going to Epcot or Magic Kingdom, it was often easier to just cut through the Polynesian and grab the monorail there. It's also not…

After going for the first time last year, Epcot may be my favorite park. Purely because we did the Food and Wine Festival combined with the drinking challenge around the World Showcase.

Is Senator Lankford a robot of some kind? Possibly a cyborg?

Little of Column A, little of Column B.

No wonder Trump had it in for him.

Why? It worked for Al Capone's Vault and that time Telly Savalas raised the Titanic.

I think there's some marverlous Spam recipes kicking around the site too.

Not only do I enjoy the first film, but Revenge of the Mummy is one of my favorite rides at Universal Orlando.

"You're 33 years old, you're supposed to be sexually active. You're not supposed to be fondling your uncle under a table!"
"Whoa, we're not blood related."

I caught Back to the Future on TBS the other morning and they cut out Doc Brown getting shot to death. There's a few awkward cuts where Doc pulls his gun, then it cuts to him laying dead.

Don't forget to call Lou Ferrigno too!

I'm confused. Is this a bot? Why isn't it talking about its McLaren? And why doesn't it use punctuation, outside of the trio of exclamation points at the end? What's going on?!

Did you say boy's hole, Frank?

But now that we know, we can turn this battle around! Shout it from the rooftops, people!