RIP JeriKO…

Maybe they can get Paul Rudd back.

What if Trump just skips the commercials like everybody else does?

Elimination Chamber should get points for that video of JBL eating shit during the pre-show.

Fuck Hooters. I'll take the complimentary breakfast buffet at the Glitter Factory any day of the week.

Unfortunately, no. But, like Bill McNeal, I was drinking during the Republican Convention last year.

That's some fucking creepy shit.

I was going to say that the real Kellyanne looks like she opened the Ark of the Covenant.

I'm going to guess that Jeff Anderson is the one that backed out of Clerks III.

Will he be borrowing Thomas Pynchon's paper bag for this appearance?

The WWE Hall of Fame!

They killed a zombie with a screwdriver in the ear in the original Dawn of the Dead. And that's like the pinnacle of zombie stories, I think.

Beefsquatch!

It's like someone stuck Pete Holmes and Zach Woods in Jeff Goldblum's teleporter to create an uncomfortably awkward abomination of science.

Did we ever learn what the values of Sean O'Neal were?

In addition to the tunnels, I'd probably build a monorail between my mansions. And Space Mountain.

My favorite will always be Greek-styled. Whenever I leave Funspot in Laconia, NH, there's a small pizza place that I always have to stop at and grab a large pizza to take home.

I'd also accept his character from Beverly Hills Cop.

The Green Power Ranger became an MMA fighter with one whole win to his name! He's doing better at it then CM Punk…

It might be the combination of Beverly Hills Cop III, Blues Brothers 2000 and a decapitated Vic Morrow.