Where's Tony Eason rank?

She chose poorly…

I wonder if Charlie knows that the Waitress is hanging over here now.

Maybe if the Falcons pull this off, people will finally realize that Atlanta is more then just a Delta hub.

As someone who started out his Internet existence on a Jurassic Park III fan board, it always saddens me to see boards slowly being replaced with social media.

The AV Club?

Chick-fil-A, mostly because the only time when I'm near one is when I visit my brother in Florida. But we always need to score a bag of it before the six hour drive to Orlando.

Yea, but most of them think Yuengling is a Chinese beer.

Where's the Cheech Marin classic Born in East LA?

The turkey drawn with his tiny hand is the best one.

Better get Jesse Ventura and Jim Brown fitted for their hairpieces.

I've only the first two issues so far, but I'm sort of finding Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows as a better version of Spider-Man. It was also one of my favorite mini-series from Secret Wars II.

Don't judge Nick Spencer solely on this though. The Superior Foes of Spider-Man was great and his Ant-Man run was pretty good as well. I just started the Sam Wilson run of Captain America, so we'll see how that goes too.

Check your lease, man, because you're living in Fuck City!

I fear we've slid into the wrong world…

That's one of those decisions that're best left to the suits in Washington.

Actually, she just ate a piece of raccoon meat. Those things are lousy with parasites.

The best Funko line is Vinyl Idolz. They look somewhat similar to the style from Clerks: The Animated Series.

Bubba the Love Sponge is always looking for another gig.

Thank God the Internet doesn't "operate at the speed of government". It'd be like being on a 56k modem…