Yet Hank Pym's the one that will forever be labeled a wifebeater.

No, this was another one of their big crossover events from 2014. Ironically, it did involve Red Skull gaining the powers of Onslaught. Someone cast a spell that caused the heroes to become villains and vice versa. The main things I remember from it were Carnage became a hero, Deadpool became a pacifist and Tony Stark…

Jim Crockett was good with that. I remember a bench press contest between the Road Warriors and the Powers of Pain ending in Animal getting his eye socket crushed with a weight.

This has nothing really to do with Civil War II, but the talk about Secret Wars reminded me that they did a one-off story in Secret Wars Journal #2 (which led into M.O.D.O.K. Assassin) set in an over-the-top 80s Miami Vice-esqe world. It featured Misty Knight and Paladin as a pair of cops who stumble into a contest…

I work night shift, so I'd love to get me some Vantablack curtains or something. They'd make a nice replacement for the duct-tapped cardboard boxes currently in my window.

Technically, Tony Stark was after the events of AXIS, but they erased that post-Secret Wars.

I'll have to check them out. I was a huge fan of Spencer's Superior Foes of Spider-Man and his Ant-Man run.

Will we be getting a Dark Reign 2 at some point? Norman Osborn as President would actually be an improvement over our current state of things.

I can never forgive Secret Wars II for whatever it did to the New Mutants.

While the main series may have sucked, Civil War II: Choosing Sides and Kingpin were pretty good.

I am rather surprised that Vermont's favorite series is New Girl. I'm guessing the polling areas were Burlington, Middlebury and Bennington — where the colleges are located. If they went off my Netflix data, it'd probably be a tie between It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, Archer and Bob's Burgers.

Can we really count Scott Baio as a movie and/or entertainment star?

You just need to give Seinfeld a job to do at the party, like making sure no one taps on the aquarium glass. Whatever you do, just don't put him in charge of the music.

Obama threw a raging kegger and there's no mention of old Diamond Joe? I assume he handled the DJing and the wet t-shirt contest. As well as providing some of the more illicit party favors.

Cast Zachary Quinto as Leia?

It'll be interesting to see what Krieger's up to in this time period.

Even Kevin McCallister knew to atleast order from a Little Caeser's knockoff.

Where does the McPizza rank in there?

Let me throw "Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo". It has the great Judy Greer in it! And a couple of good Dennis rants.

I can't give enough love for "The Gang Wrestles For The Troops". Ben the Soldier is one of the few recurring characters that doesn't get their life wrecked by the gang and he rocks the jorts. And Roddy Piper's Da Maniac is also a great character.