The_Big_Stein's discussions

at least she gets paid and is honest about her sex work...unlike that SLUT Denise from the PTA....EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU BEEN WHORING AROUND DENISE! YOU WHORE!  

we’re they transporting lordstowns motors flame throwers in the back seat? could have been the culprit

fucking gross....they made a spicy chicken without spicy-ing the chicken? just put a gross ass sauce on it? McDs is just nasty, why is everything they make bland as fuck until drizzled with wet shit and condiments?

Buying tickets for the New Kids on the Punk super tour

Can it teach you how to speak to girls??

Tom Hanks arrested for sexually assaulting Mr Rodgers great grandaughter in a Tesla Model X that he nought with bitcoin before it careered off a bridge killing The Rock and Betty White while they prepared for Middle East Peace negotiations

Cant wait to hear Daft’s new solo album. Punk is going to be so jealous of his success

(tosses newborn baby over his should) (kicks dog out of the way and through a plate glass window) (slams car into reverse and screeches through every redlight, stop sign, and highschool cheerleader carwash) (stiff arms 17 eldery women on his way to the baked goods sections)(punches a 6 year old just for fucks sake)… Read more

ikea cinnamon rolls cant hold costco cinnamon rolls jockstrap

came here for this... Read more

Peanuts come in jars??

100% Cole Young says that’s it’s just a stage name...that his real last name is Cage..

Now this is the information Fauci should have been giving us! Just lying all the time...withholding how much dick was OK to suck...and here’s people...12months in, going through cock withdrawal...suffering! 

No cary tagawa?

What’s next Time Loop de loops?! Loops within loops? Loops that were dead the whole time!

cough (nerd) cough cough

the only answer that beats this better have a story about stealing hitler’s Mercedes limo from his garage to rescue concentration camp jews on an all night cannonball run heist out of germany... Read more

I like the porn version better. Read more