He wasnt drunkenly stumbling around the countryside; the church and people of Wallachia turned on the Belmonts and his family/home was burned to the ground, and he was left to wander and survive on his own since he was 12/13 years old, and barely trained/instructed in the family vampire hunter trade, and he didnt even…

Pretty sure he just shouted “Godbrand!” at them until they gave up and moved on to the storyboards.

Just leave them alone. No harm, no fowl.

Krieger would like a word with the designers.

“We want an even playing field!”

good for them

Those critics were wrong. 

Hit the road, jack. And don’t you come back no more No More NO MORE No more.

What’s a Ute?

bumblefuck residents

It’s really helpful if you put the platform in the first few sentences. Was hoping Switch, but alas.

And on the 3rd Day, Jeepsus Arose from the Concept Car Grave... David Tracy went to junkyard tomb where Jeepsus was buried to weep... but the Tomb was empty! Jeepsus appeard to David Tracy and said, do not weep young-former FCA engineer, for I have died, been jump-started, and live again.

David Tracy ran to the town of…

I already got the name for it, obviously its going to be the Bronco II.

I basically bought a shop with a yard for my dogs and it came with a house but it was hard to find. Was actually planning on just buying a small house and building a garage because that seemed easier.

Before anyone asks: No, I’m not proud of that joke, but it took me a few seconds to line it up correctly so I wasn’t going to NOT post it. Still not proud of it.

The reading comprehension ability in this comment section makes me die a little inside...

The man went through litigation hell and you make a juke out of it?

Relative to their shape motorcycles are not aerodynamic but compared to a car there is a big difference.