Krispy Kreme sucks.  Discuss:

“No drug or supplement can substitute for a really long, turgid history book. I like to cozy up in my TB12 magic jammies and crack open a volume of Robert Caro, and then I fall asleep after four sentences.”

I am really surprised that someone A) asked if he can wear the same costume to 2 parties (yeah, if it were a woman, i would understand it more), and B) a person has already more than one Halloween party lined up.  

I’ve had it with unfunny people thinking they are clever by replying to every single Tweet with some stupid GIF. Do we really need to see the “white guy blinking” GIF one more time?

did you supply them with tissues?

“80% of my job is also bullshit.”

Her own county does not uniformly “respect what we do". 

Credit where credit is due: His parents really knew what they were doing when they named this turd sniffer Christian Corona.

I just crunched the numbers on your comment and ... checks out.

Everyone in our condo goes up on the roof every year to watch the 4th of July fireworks. This year? You guessed it- our view was completely blocked by these high rises downtown that have taken over the skyline in every part of Brooklyn

Either you die in an efficiency condo in Queens, or you live long enough to see yourself become the pretentious Brooklyn asshole paying $5K a month for a 1 bedroom on the 16th floor who thinks they’re now part of the top 1%.

“There’s a big chunk of Manhattan that we’re not able to see anymore,” complained Christian Corona, who moved to Brooklyn from Texas with his girlfriend, Nicole Collins, three years ago.

Looks like a great phone but

“Countries may not like what we do, but they respect what we do,” she said.

“Jared is such a hidden genius that no one understands,”

Woman realized her position is a dead end. She expects Graham to be the new AG, and she wants his senate seat. Obvious move is obvious.

After seeing the LG V40, Google would have had to blow me out of the water in order to want their Pixel instead, but nope. The camera software certainly looks awesome, but software can’t solve everything. Even Sony’s mirrorless cameras (of which I own one) can’t do everything without a good lens attached.

Come on, Google, stick to software and let others handle the hardware, since you aren’t really that good at it. I owned a Nexus 4 and it was fantastic, and I recommended a 5x to my mother and she loved it (until it died after ~2 years). But $800 for this? Seriously? Bring back the Nexus line, or at the very least…

You also CAN wirelessly charge through metal, it's just trickier. Ask my Samsung watch. 

Theses phones are terrible. And google is incompetent for letting them leak.