This idea that women shouldn’t have sex if they don’t want to get pregnant, and that we have an obligation to carry a pregnancy to term, is so ridiculous and morally repugnant in a free society.

Let’s say his argument is true, and that a fetus has human rights. Let’s go with that for a second.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Brad Pitt’s so good at the game that he cheats on Aniston but Angelina’s the bad guy, and the FBI is called about an incident with the oldest son and Angelina’s the bad guy, and now she’s divorcing him because of whatever went so wrong between them so she’s the bad guy, and he’s admitted to having substance abuse…

Rob Lowe certainly has a point, and anyone who’s read one of his books (they are great dishy beach reads for old Hollywood fans) knows he does hold great affection and an encyclopedic memory for Old Hollywood.

If I don’t know the number, I don’t pick up. If it’s a legit call and they don’t leave a voicemail with a call back then I don’t care.

Hmm, the idea of rich old white guys with no experience and no accountability secretly running the government seems unlikely to me.

Obligatory:

Envy apples or GTFO

Both of them would have been prettier with natural brows.

Reporter’s husband gets sexy pic from woman-husband-is-cheating-with. Reporter finds out, gets copy of sexy pic of woman-husband-is-cheating-with. Reporter uses the NY effen Times to call woman-husband-is-cheating-with fat with ugly vag.

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

Julia Roberts can spend the rest of her life posting photos of herself wearing t-shirts with messages on them, but they only make me remember the OG t-shirt:

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

Yeah, we know. Trump was elected because racist people want to keep being racist and celebrate racist people.

But don’t you want to know why they’re named Han and Chewie?

Rogue One took a mundane background detail and made it interesting and exciting.

Please read back to the courtroom the time zer0faults said that I was right?

I found Tidal’s PR person.

Guys, he only abused one child. Like, he could have abused so many more but didn’t. He’s practically a hero.