I was Mulan as a child. I got the sex talk around age 8 or 9 because I asked how I got my dad’s chin if I came out of my mom’s stomach. When they told me (in detail) all I could think was “I’ve made a huge mistake.”

As if I needed more reasons to hate this turd sandwich...

See, this is what the post should have covered. Now this does seem harmless, but the way it was written was not only unnecessarily snarky but left out a few important points.

Thank you! And also, implying that the wife is mad after she said she’s not?! So we can’t believe what this woman says now? This article is awful - I almost forgot what site I was on...

That’s the point?

Are we there same person?

I don’t know what it is about that new outfit on Jaime, but GODDAMN!

I got my Mirena for free. I didn’t like it so I switched to NuvaRing and I just got to pay 90 bucks for three of them. Same insurance - not sure what is going on.

I had a guy tell me that I’d never be happy with anyone because I wasn’t happy with myself and that’s why I needed antidepressants. This was after I had broken up with him and moved on, of course. He was a real winner!

Check out that Bod!

Posted this elsewhere, but:

It’s because the school nutrition guidelines label potatoes as a vegetable, so that they can continue shelling out french fries at lunches.

Would buy

The Pamella Roland dresses spoke to me.

Use the recipe feature. You can enter the exact ingredients and then portion it out by serving size. Most accurate way to get calorie count on homemade items.

What I’m most confused about is why she says she needed to vent. What did she have to vent about? She hadn’t even started the job yet! Saying she just needed to vent sounds like a cop out to me. I don’t like kids either, and not only would I never consider working with them, but I don’t feel the need to vent about…

Ugh no kidding!!

The Sandsnakes should be coming...hopefully next episode.

I’ve been refreshing all day for this. So many boobs, so many butts, STILL NO PEEN! And I thought of you, Madeleine, because while all the boobs and butts were happening I could only think “how is she going to keep track of all these?!”

Unless there’s a fish in the percolator...