I remember reading once that on the morning of 9/11, he was hungover and arrived late to the airport due to his travel agent giving him a wrong departure time. If anything, the whole experience may have taught him to be more drunk more often.

On the Snopes forums, one of the co-creators often post emails they receive that are just plain nuts. This particular thread contains messages from those so convinced that their flavour of conspiracy is so true and correct and that Snopes are some sort of Illuminati/Left-Wing/Satanic/Obama/Soros/etc. cover…

Fun Fact: There exists an European mobile network named Orange. I sometimes get mild amusement thinking of an Apple running on Orange.

He'll be back.

Saw that on his Twitter, and it made my day.

He pulled a Lt. Broccoli.

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

Just the beginning of many broken election promises. Thanks JuliarTonliar.

Nillion
Becond
Cuiz

Based on the novel Idris Elba by Idris Elba.

Looking a little Benedict Cumberbatch there, Assange.

Or the CONSOL Energy Center.

My dad's ute from 2008 had a factory-installed tape player. He replaced it with a CD-capable radio not too long ago.

Queensland

…Internet

I'm at work right now and can't watch it for another few hours… but I'm still on the verge of tears.

"Would you like to take a moment to register me?"

"Everywhere I looked there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck."

Heh, you beat me to it. Anyway…

Here goes:
We Are Men (new)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (new)
Rake (new, midseason)
Revolution (veteran)
Beauty and the Beast (veteran)