Eliminate all audience testing and focus groups. They just move things toward a generic middle ground. If you lack the judgment to make/supervise/approve programming that is worth putting on, you should be in a different business.

Most of the young kids that have bad sportsmanship have learned if from their parents - I learned it from watching you, Dad! Youth sports about drive me up the freaking wall. Hey, Dad who never volunteers to help out with the team, stop yelling at the opposing coach during the t-ball game. Sincerely, Your son’s coach

"Want some soup?" "No thanks, BIGFOOT!" [twist ending]

Nobody saw the milkcow unionization coming.

We’re talking about the one game here that everyone that played it back then wanted to be turned into a full fledged Indy movie. No matter how hard it would’ve been to nicely translate the game into a full feature movie, we wanted it to be done.

Surprised Afie and DeeDee still wanted his autograph after that terrible D.

We’re pretty sure the game in question was this Hornets home game on December 29, 1992.

Hope Drew likes that gif, because he is going to be seeing a LOT of it.

The show has never failed to make me smile no matter what was happening in my life - be it death, illness, or failure.

"Fuck yeah, Harvick Bitch" said the gentleman not getting any that night.

Can I just take this as an opportunity to do a PSA that under no circumstances should men do botox? You look like a weird cat Vince.

The whole scene of him freaking out, the mom trying to console and the dad not giving two fucks is very Silver Linings Playbook

As a Jaguars fan.......I relate.

Let's go Fuck! Let's go Fuck!

It's quite obvious to me that the other teams are going to have to shut the fuck down.

For some reason I'm getting such a kick out of the lady complaining that the missy elliot lyrics contained vulgar words and then labeled links to the lyrics as "NSFW" ignoring the fact that she typed said apparently vulgar words including "shit", "cock" and "pussy" into her email.

"Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won."

bro newsflash Cracklin Oat Bran intentionally looks like diarrhea, it's the best cereal on Earth we just didn't want dweebs like you taking our stash