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It’s time. I love them, but it’s time. This last season was kinda meh (except for the mushroom trip, my god that episode was brilliant and is the closest thing to a psychedelic trip that I’ve ever seen produced onscreen). Mall Town USA sounds neat and I cannot WAIT to see what the future holds for these gals!

And here we go again.

Countdown to the following:

1.) “Well, Black people use the word all the time, so we should be able to use it too! Either everyone can use it, or no one can!” —If you actually need linguistic reclamation explained to you, ask, and I’ll be happy to provide a calm, respectful description of how it

Found Colin Cowherd’s burner!

So for my Thunder, we either root for a 4 seed matchup against the surging Jazz and get the Rockets in R2, or root for the 6 seed with a slumping Portland team and get the Warriors in r2.

This all makes no sense and its glorious

He was at Louisville going to classes

I think the closest would be “Actually Gary Sanchez is the most important Yankee.” For one, Aaron Judge was probably the true MVP last year once you look at how his stats hold up to Altuve’s. And secondly, both Gary and George really were great and vital to their team, so it’s something that you could conceivably

I’m 65% sure you’re joking, but I hate this take so badly because I’m starting to hear people take it seriously, and “Babe Ruth wouldn’t be that great today,” is the Flat Earth theory of sports. From as much as I can tell it’s based on him not looking very athletic. But he didn’t wish the ball over the fence 714

I’ll let Chris Paul nutmeg me for ten million bucks.

March 8, eh? You mean only 8 days after Izzo told the media that he would only talk about basketball for the rest of MSU’s (wonderfully short-lived) season because he “owed it to his players” to avoid the “distractions?”

Haha, “cherry picking the part that heroes me,” you mean like you did? And again, this article was on college age students. Try to keep up.

In fact studies have shown that just having a boys name on a paper reduces the grade it gets.

Did you even read the studies you linked to?

Lebron: “3 seed, 4 seed, Johnny Appleseed, Joel Embiid. Don’t matter. Cavs in 6.

1.) He’s awful and I hope you won the account and took all his money because he doesn’t deserve to have it.

Thanks! Here’s how I’ll really help though.

are you insane?

You have a lot of experience in a sprint car, I’m taking it.

IDK man, I don’t think a review of an old movie would be much good if it didn’t acknowledge how the film has aged. Pointing out things that were once common comedic tropes but are now cringe-worthy at best is like, literally, a critic’s job.

nah, sucide by sprint car

#SpartansWill collaborate to protect serial child abusers, then hold their breath and wait patiently for the backlash to subside. In the NCAA, it always does.