I wonder if there’s some genetic factor involved, like with cilantro and broccoli.

I mean, pollen is basically tree jizz, so maybe human semen smells like Callery Pear cum.

Your brain is somewhat malleable. Like a muscle, you can work it out and cultivate certain ways of thinking.

CAMAB= coercively assigned male at birth

I think I could handle a few minutes of breathing the air that hundreds of thousands of people breathe for their whole life.

I was out walking the other day and it was evening, so the air was getting pretty chilly. Suddenly I realized I was walking with my hands in my back pockets.

Been there, done that, burned the evidence.

The reason we’re given is that reasonably sized pockets will mess up the “line” of the pants.

Well, it’s both. Once you’re resigned to putting your wallet in your purse, you might as well buy something bigger.

That is exactly the situation we’ve got going on in our apartment!

The new ranking is correct, but I thought we changed the names?

Yup. The reason I’m so emotional about dens and breakfast bars right now is because our rent keeps going up and we’re looking to move. I’ve seen some absolutely ridiculous “bedrooms.”

Oh GOD

We tried that, but you can’t really hear the TV over running water, which means we never used it that way.

There’s something extra terrible about kitchen dust. Oils in the air make it more tenacious. I’d rather keep my nice clean dishes behind a door.

Yeah, I know that feeling.

It’s not exactly an island, but this stressed me out the other day:

They have some benefits, but the trend has gone too far, especially in apartments and offices.

Honestly, I want a kitchen with walls. A farmhouse style kitchen with a small table in it would be great. I want to be able to use the oven in the summer without heating up the whole house. I want to have guests over for dinner and be able to create some ambiance away from the dishes.

ughhh! I’m sorry. That’s terrible.