Goddamn awesome. I want these posters.

It's based on this photo of Nancy Spungen (of Sid & Nancy fame). Gotta make it clear it's supposed to be Peach. The hair isn't that far off.

I can't really speak to China's culture, but if this were an American dude making these claims I'd call BS. This sounds like typical male locker room braggadocio. "Seriously you guys it was like, a dozen chicks!" Uh huh.

FFXI could never have hit the kind of popularity WoW enjoys; it mandates teamwork and discourages solo. WoW is a game just jam-packed with lone wolves, it's virtually a solo game with chat when you're not raiding.

A fun chapter, albeit extremely easy compared to some.

Gamefly, man. Two new games a month from Gamefly: $20. Two new games a month from retail: $120.

It has the letter "W" and a couple of small metal turbines that turn my bananas into drinks. Which one is that?

LESS funny? I'm pretty sure if the understanding of satire was there it'd be every bit as funny. Unfortunately the hilarity is tempered by the horror that they believe every word they spew.

My games always ship the day before they're actually released. I'm careful to keep an empty slot for a couple weeks before a big release, which is why both Dead Space 3 and Sly Cooper 4 are at home in my mailbox right now (USPS willing). They're definitely brand new. The discs always show up in my mailbox utterly…

There's a way to make used games work if publishers works with the retailer; they'd just have to have Microsoft unlock the game and then share some percentage of the sale with the publishers and Microsoft. If they do go this draconian route, though, I don't think it will happen; I think Durango would just never show…

Based on these points, it basically sounds like he basically wants games to be movies, which makes sense given the games he's made. He seems to want games to have intricate plots and a message to convey, but the problem is that everything he's describing takes you out of the game. Without any sort of gameplay test,…

Haha wow Judgey McAssumptions! Have kids, then we'll talk!

Cross-replying as the comments on this thread are Leviathanian:

Of course it's a privilege, I'm not swinging any entitlement around; I'm just bummed about the concept of being left out in the cold.

I'm confused, was this meant for another post? He was saying "RMT is fine and so is this glitch."

I'm confused, what site are we posting on? I have other hobbies, but I would very much like to be able to keep this one.

One kid - I should say married with kid, but that sounds weird.

If you'd prefer, I'll revise: I won't be able to play NEW games anymore. Right now with Gamefly, I'm getting new games just a few days after their release through the mail. In the last six months it's been an average of two games a month. For this privilege I pay $20 a month. If I was actually BUYING those games, I'd…

I say poor ironically. I'm technically not poor, but between day care, food, and lodging, I can't be blowing $100-200 a month on video games. A one-time console expenditure per console generation is something for which I have to save up.

Hey, you know how XBL goes down like once a week? Now you can't do ANYTHING on your console when it's down.