Get government out of EVERYTHING. Hope you like walking on fucked up roads, ‘cause cars, buses, trains? All that shit has a part of the government in it. Oh, and the roads. Then there’s the food and medicine you may eat/take. But I’m sure you’re fine with dying of whateverthefuck due to improperly processed food!

Dude looks like a janky Marty Allen. Why he’s challenging ANYONE to ANYTHING besides a pie or hot dog eating contest is beyond me.

That’s why he should be on Trump’s Popular Vote Count Thingy Committee. Between finding the votes and the killers, he won’t have time to get into any more trouble!

Hey, that works especially well if you know a smattering of ASL! Men will still try to hit on you, of course, but you can escape while they try to find a pen and paper to write out their mackiest of macks.

Will you ever return?

Trumpy is a walking, talking, fucking Watergate tape. [Expletive deleted], indeed!

Huh.

Yeah, that’s what I’m not getting. You can be as black as night and still be Italian, speak Italian, etc. I just assumed he was mixed with Italian, because Lord knows we have some names...how many black Jewish kids did I go to school with with names like Carney, Foster, and Jones?

Seriously?! Even my old barren, dried up lesbian ass knows that yes, kids wet themselves. (And if we’re being honest, menstrual incontinence is a terrible thing that is a thing! Sigh...)

So she’s only EIGHT years older than I?! But she seems so OLD! (She doesn’t look old, but she seems old, if that makes any sense.) I guess being around since you were 12-ish can do that!

Yes.

Ah, HS kids. I hate to think that I was that way when I was in HS, but the places we used to go for lunch have all been razed, so meh. Then again, we couldn’t be too slow because we only had 35 min. for lunch. There were a lot of Woolworth corndogs eaten on those walking lunches...

Look, as a black lesbian, I get that I don’t get to have a “pure” Democrat/Independent/Green Party candidate to vote for. My choices were: Hillary, Hillary, and Hillary. (No, I was not going to waste my vote for the old Jewish Socialist, and I sure as fuck wasn’t going for Trump. I can do better than being in his Koon…

Does it really matter? He’s already proven that he’s the King of White Affirmative Action: incompetent as shit, but it doesn’t matter, because “rich” white man. Huzzah!

Man, I wish I could create a rumor that one of Trumpy’s paternal ancestors was black...

You know what, I don’t even care about them. If they die, they motherfucking DIE.

January 22, 1973. But seriously, I have been wailing about playing the GOP (or at least the LBJ) game for fucking ages. Shit, that’s one reason I was rooting for Hillary--I thought she knew how to play dirty. Then I realized it didn’t make any difference...ironically, I thought that Dole would beat Bill Clinton for…

Why is he wearing the “Fat Elvis” type collars nowadays (besides the obvious fact that he is fat)? Funny, “Hillary iz weak!” doesn’t seem to matter to Trump, his “doctor” will give him a clean bill of health!

Meh. If the “President” won’t bother to work, why should anyone else?

Heh. It wasn’t even a case of overdoing it with my parents. I just have no shame...