Why don't you talk to me? Just talk to me. Come on, you silly little ginger. Don't go all mum on me now.

It's almost scary to think that you are this stupid.

Do you think your boss would approve of your behavior online?

Your silence doesn't change what I know about you. Which is literally everything.

I know everything about you.

To be honest, I’m not convinced that you’re anything other than a sad, lonely loser, Brian.

Help. Please, help.

Please, don't stop posting now! Why have you gone quiet on me?

What's the matter? Why are you so shy all of the sudden?

Brian...

Why won't you help me?

HELP ME...

Help.

Please, help me.

Someone is after me.

Help me.