miles teller could kill a bus of school children on purpose and id STILL be like “man the last 25 minutes of whiplash was so good tho”

If the only movie I could see for the rest of my life were the last 25 minutes of whiplash, I’d be happy. Hell, I only need everything after the hug with Paul Reiser.

the last 25 minutes of whiplash were so good that i trust the reviews of this implicitly

Brad Pitt’s never done it for me.

Thanks for giving me a reason to post this beautiful man..

Whelp, butter is ruined forever for me. I hope you’re happy.

Please Gloria, keep it coming.

That hair would not make a suitable mop.

I wonder how many more women will come forward. FiveThirtyEight pointed out that saying the current ones are liars is a great way to encourage other harassed women to speak up.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but...I Can’t Believe He’s Not Butter!

He’s butter

Meanwhile Mike Huckabee is making even more of an ass out of himself than usual

He’s toast.

this reminds me that i need to complete my masterpiece, a spotify playlist solely consisting of songs that feature out of nowhere saxophone solos

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel