Florida Man, Florida Man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan,
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Florida Man.

Is he depressed? Or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Florida Man?
Degraded man, Florida Man.

Serious Florida Man vibes.

there’s one sequence where a meeting is interrupted by the need for a second meeting about the first meeting, and then everyone goes back and continues the first meeting

As impressive as all of this new technology is, making Godzilla look like a real, honest-to-God creature, nothing beats the magic of when I was a little kid, tuning into Creature Features after school, and watching some guy in a rubber suit trampling all over a model of Tokyo.

I can’t help but feel this is the dumbest story I’ve read about all week.

But won’t incels feel threatened and cornered by the presence of females in any authoritative role?  

I can get Peacock for $5 a month. My adblocker works on it. It has a lot of old favorites like Law & Order, Psych, Monk, Columbo, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Quantum Leap, etc. The perfect background listening streaming service to me

Virtual console was much better, for sure, but there are plenty of good ways to get your classic NES fix these days, the best of which is probably a ROM card on an original NES, or a MiSTer... even a Raspberry Pi. 

Couldn’t you have used a picture of a real NES for the lede image for an article about the importance of the original NES?

I wish Virtual Console was still a thing, it is much more convenient and comprehensive than the subscription service we have now.

damn, so the memelords didn’t turn gamestop into a roaring success with a solid business plan towards actual profitability and growth?

“Last month, Cohen promised every player on the Texas Rangers a $10,000 GameStop gift card if they won the World Series”

It really cannot be said enough: the internet was a mistake. 

This is so fucking stupid it hurts.

I’m not sure any single show/movie, outside of The Simpsons, ever influenced and shaped my sense of humor the way MST3K did as a kid. Much to the chagrin of my wife, who despises when anyone talks during a movie or TV show. Apparently, my snarky comments are not her cup of tea when we’re watching something. 

Bananarama’s original is still the best version

Came to make sure The Venture Bros. was at the number one spot. It’s not. I’m leaving. Loved a lot of these shows though.

A docu-game about the King’s Quest series from Roberta & Ken Williams done as a King’s Quest style adventure game would be amazing.

“I suppose James Cordon drinks there on a daily basis.”

This is my first exposure to that cop slide story and boy, is it beyond stupid! Not the actual part where a cop got injured going down a slide (mind you, it is stupid, but I was never a fan of the “America’s Funniest Home Videos”/ Fail videos/ Darwin Awards nonsense), but the part where a bunch of adults just had to…