she got schwifty

In my idealized vision of the world this is how it would work.

My go to rule is we split the bill or he pays for the activity and I pay for food, or switch. But I’ve been with my guy for years so I’m not very hip to the current state of date etiquette. I’ve had guys make a deal over it, this would usually put the breaks on any future dates. It comes of as a bullshit pride deal, I…

i love my parents, they are honestly good people but they have always had a peculiar sense of humor. they misjudged how much of a misery this would make the last few weeks of school.

naked baby picture in 8th grade yearbook. full page