I saw the title of this article and thought... wait, is it April 1st?
Personally I just use this, which is effective, easy, and extremely cheap:
"Don't say doing your wife... don't say doing your wife... don't say doing your wife..." - Peter Griffin
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Ahah! Finally! Scientific proof that if you don't like a delicious Reuben sandwich, there's something wrong with you.
This article was republished - if you look at the time on my comment, it was from 2007.
But... how do you hook up the IV drip this way?
It's much easier to just block the person, remove them, and move on with your life.
There's only one way to spend your time on an airplane: Angry Birds Marathon!
@AlphaGeek: I'm going to be writing it up in the next day or two over on HTG, but if you want the reghack ahead of time, email me.
I challenge somebody to use this to figure out how to toggle a new full-screen mode in Google Docs (it was removed in the newer version)
I first made myself the boss.
You may want to hold off installing this until the end of the week - the sync is very broken in this release (which is really an alpha according to the version number)
@d.mason10: If I put Ubuntu in the title I'd get loads of comments complaining that Ubuntu != Linux.