It’s Texas, so, duh. What do you carry?

God that’s sad. I don’t own books because I go to the library. Maybe you should take them to one.

Sounds like affirmative consent to me.

Why do you blindly believe everything Tucker Fucking Carlson says? Come to your own conclusions.

Anybody want to help me corner the market on fetal coffins?

What was the sex position of the day?

You have a very low bar for what counts as trolling.

Order her Scientific American. Interesting articles that are written in a way for the average person to understand.

My expectations are remain low for all teens.

So there’s time to write another Manning story. Was there no time for a John Glenn article? All the Jez writers have better things to write about?

In this case he is worried about everyone. Ain’t nobody got time for bears. It’s not always about you ladies.

Why? You ask. Money, money, money, money.....money!

Ya know something, you’re terrible! Who better than Spider-man? He is the biggest marvel non-X-man that hasn’t been introduced in the MCU.

I think he is concerned with public safety. With that many women in 1 place there will be a lot on their periods. That much menstruation in 1 place would be a bear magnet.

That was my experience too. For 20 years. Pre-K, K-8, high school, college and grad school.

Hmmm, I guess I’ve had better experiences than you.

Identity politics is the new McCarthyism.

Yes, yes they should.

I talked to Israel. They said, “Bring it!” And then said some things in Hebrew I’m pretty sure were about your mother.