Plot twist: The new Charlie could be a woman.

He’ll hit his own foot, but yeah.

Senior writer or senior dumbass?

I’m about to start a movement. I’ve got a feeling it will be big, dirty and stinky.

I don’t know. I’m going to guess the person sat on a sandpaper dildo. And it was very coarse sand paper.

How does anyone not know already know this?

Probably because asking questions about things you don’t know is a good way to learn. Why are you hating?

In medical terms is there a difference between “effectively no risk” and “no risk”?

Of course not. But if that MS-13 member stubbed his toe on the way out we wouldn’t hear the end of it.

Is there no lower hanging fruit for ICE to go after?

Let the statue stay. Put a white suit on it.

Really wish Southwest hadn’t apologized.

I lived in the Manchester area and know the roads pretty well. If they said where she was I could give you a layout. I can think of several places where it wouldn’t be too hard. Also, it was probably KFC.

Who the fuck is racist enough to waste fried chicken? Happening in Manchester it was most likely KFC, Raising Cane’s or Chick-fil-A. All good chicken.

I miss going to the Lake. Would be great to spend a weekend drunk on the dock. Anybody watch Ozark? I’ve only seen the first 2 episodes but it’s pretty good.

Stop trying to make marrying yourself happen. It’s not going to happen!

Just 1 more reason satellite and cable companies suck.

“In 2015, the rule was updated to reduce the timeframe to a year of celibacy.”

Your solution would be a nightmare to implement. It’s unrealistic. Let us know if you come up with something in the realm of possibility.

In B.o.B.’s defense, he doesn’t really have a lot going on right now.