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Does Miguel Cabrera Need a Valtrex Prescription?

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9/12/09 6:16pm
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Wow, that's a grody canker, isn't it? Anyway, Michigan and Notre Dame are still battling it out and USC and Ohio State comes later, so consider this your open thread. And oh, I have a fun story for y'all!

Most Auburn Fans Are Doltish Cretins, Obviously

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9/12/09 4:43pm
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Have you ever been to Auburn? No? Well, I have, and IT SUCKS! Which is why, in order to "attract" recruits, the program has to dispatch its illiterate boosters to harass the nation's top prep talent into signing with them.

The Big Ten: Still Sucking

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9/12/09 3:50pm
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After numerous Big Ten teams barely escaped being upset by non-conference underdogs last week, the ax dropped today with Michigan State falling to Central Michigan while Wisconsin and Northwestern barely got by Fresno State and Eastern Michigan at home.

Sean Salisbury Gets Fired Hard for the Money

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9/12/09 3:43pm
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Yesterday we learned that Sean Salisbury was fired from his gig at a Dallas radio stadium, allegedly for more cellphone/dong photo hijinks. The Dallas Morning News spoke to Salisbury about his departure, and he tells a different story, naturally.

Your Disdain for America Will Not Be Tolerated by the Newark Bears

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9/12/09 3:15pm
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Thomas Cetnar, an ex-cop convicted of stealing drug money, owns the Newark Bears, a minor league team managed by Tim Raines. Cetnar ejected three teenagers for not standing during "God Bless America." They're now suing him in federal court.

Michael Jordan's Tears Do Not Prove He's Human

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9/12/09 2:00pm
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I was out last night so I didn't catch Michael Jordan's Hall of Fame induction speech until this morning, but it was pretty damn classic and incredibly moving, and no one seemed more moved by it than MJ himself.

A Weary Nation Turns to Cornholing for Leisurely Recreation

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9/12/09 1:23pm
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Occasionally a sport comes along that truly defines its era. Fittingly, as Barack Obama prepares to invade the South with an army of homosexuals who will sodomize every Republican's children and pets, cornholing is suddenly all the rage.

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Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid

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9/12/09 12:04pm
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Every now and then someone will dig up a long lost video clip from the past that's so amazing in every way that you have to watch it multiple times to confirm it's real. This is one of those videos.

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What to Watch Today

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9/12/09 11:25am
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Just because we're never afraid to be too servicey, here's a rundown of some notable televised sporting events today, starting with college football.

Shawne Merriman Will Not Face Criminal Charges for the Tila Tequila Incident

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9/12/09 10:35am
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A San Diego judge has ruled that no charges will be filed against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman for allegedly choking and restraining notorious internet trollop Tila Tequila.

Richard Seymour Boldly Accepts His Deportation to the North Korea of the NFL

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9/12/09 10:17am
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Richard Seymour has agreed to play for the Raiders this season and is expected to suit up for the team Monday night against the Chargers. We think Seymour's wife Tanya will fit right in with the Oakland Coliseum fans. [ESPN]

Well Hello There Stinky Britches!

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9/12/09 9:56am
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Okay, so I'm this internet creature known as Cajun Boy and I'm guest-editing this here site today. Perhaps you've seen me around on Gawker, Animal, my dumb blog, my dumb Twitter, etc. Also, I got my first tattoo last night!

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This Pig AIDS Aggression Will Not Stand, Man

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9/12/09 9:30am
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Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap.

The Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest Is America

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7/05/09 7:18pm
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Is there anything more distinctly American than celebrating our independence by holding a contest to see who could consume the most processed meat? Photographer Erin Siegal and I ventured out to Coney Island to take it all in.

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