I totally agree with Taco being unnecessary and triggering BUT I really really like ScarJo's new hair and probably wouldn't have seen it otherwise. And while I wouldn't kill anyone to f$*& her, I might commit a variety of misdemeanors.

I feel like everyone has one friend on social media that acts like Camille Grammer. They are like "wait for the commercial break, girl, I'm doing a cliff-hanger just before...." "I was in fear for my life" "Thanks for asking" "PM me about it"

I think it should also be noted that one of the things she's against (the list on her own blog is quite long) is shoes.

I think this headline needs the qualifier "hetero."

NYC stores, in my experience, are the worst at being able to peg people. One time I went to the luxury perfume counter at Barney's and asked to smell specific type of Creed cologne by name, with authority, looking like disheveled shit, with a debit card that had about $18 more than the Creed cologne on it. And they…

Googling from Vermont (and my own I have no idea what Google history) my results are mixed:

But how did she answer?

o I suddenly feel kind of good about my relationship because it's not really anything like this. Maybe I should stop being so nervous about marrying him ;)

It put me in Raleigh and I'm from Connecticut :( Separated from my tribe?

I don't have anything witty or funny to say. Everything about this piece is truly excellent.

Wow, does anyone know the designer of her dress? I love it.

Guys I just want to acknowledge that I was already aware of this confluence of events and it is really bumming me out. I can't even really decide how sarcastically I mean this. But thanks for covering this. I'll just be PMSing at my desk crying about the WIC babies and refreshing AstrologyZone.com (thanks for the…

At first I was going to write you something really snotty and snarkish back but I realized that would be exceptionally un-adult of me (and rude). I'm trying to study my own behavior and reaction here and analyze whether this sentiment is correct or not (I feel a little like a white person saying she has black friends…

I agree, girl, it sucks when your bosses are focused on your company making money and you have to work hard for almost 2 years. Viral video it up, sister, and keep watching Girls.

OMG you're right.

Accepted.

Why can't there ever be any cool Melissas? I'm officially adding to my bucket list to bring honor to the name, ladiez.

How...exactly do you move from being Miss World to Miss Universe? ::Visions of Futurama flash before my eyes:::

No it's when you have super bad cramps and it's hard to get a super tampon in and you finally get it in and then you have to poop and the tampon falls out.

I'm bummed because I've had my fingers crossed ever since he hearted the mermaid etchings I posted on Tumblr in March 2012. I THOUGHT IT WAS A SIGN, J G-L!