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OMG when you get those emails saying that someone tried to log in to your Facebook account, that's what this means???

I love this!! I think she looks like a girl dressing for herself.

Ew that made me throw up a little.

Ha ha ha my first thought was "how much could I charge?"

My first time to Bikram I was advised to wear very little clothing. I wore a white cotton camisole with a built in bra like you'd wear under a sweater and bathing suit bottoms. Guess whose boobs were completely visible for the entire fucking class via a shirt rendered as sheer as plastic wrap by sweat. What's

Wait wait wait. Nice gold bikini, Nicole Richie, but those approximately nine-year-old looking people came out of your body at some point? Sorry for forgetting to pay attention....

Literally I thought this was Miley Cyrus. More coffee, please.

Are you a time traveler who just arrived from the 1940s?

Stop fat-shaming me!

I'm always embarrassed to point out broken links because inevitably it's like three hours after the article was posted and I was the only one who cared about the saddest link of them all.

The Blake Lively link is amusingly incorrect.

Right? Even the message, "Thank your wife for breastfeeding," is sort of nuts to me. Like, "thanks for flashing some tit!" not like "Please tell your wife I felt badly she went out to the car...."

idk, the waitress kept staring and then bought a pizza? I feel like she was being sort of creepy/awkward.

No, haven't read it! Thanks I will check it out.

Also do not patronize the lady who has not had grains or dairies for 3 weeks, she'll cry/eat you. (Cannibalism is SO paleo.)

No cheese. And I do not care about the cavemen, I just am trying to lose the lbs.

Help I am doing paleo diet and this image just makes me sooooo sad I can't read the article.

Dude. Farrah's disruptive behavior included "trying to take photos of Tan Mom during group therapy."

See, I don't want to have children either, until I look at George Clooney. Stacey, I feel your pain.

Feminism is about choices.