Um, FUCK yeah, Vermont.

This article is me and every employee I've ever had. Bitch moan bitch moan bitch moan. Why is nobody responsible. Damn kids.

While I don't advocate for plastic surgery (especially on arms, weird) I loooove how my arms improve their muscular look by lifting weights. After multiple friends (and even Tracie on this site) advocated for personal trainers, I have begun working with one. My arms are pretty damn psyched, and I like looking at…

I love that Al Roeker doesn't get how to make fun of Martha Stewart and everyone's like "her interest's would be decoupaging!" and he's like "walking on the beach!"

The Ingalls family considered Mary going blind their last happy incident? :/ There were more dark materials in those books than I realized.

What do you think those people are doing with all their free time now that they aren't trying to help us get rich?

Oh dear. I thought Liza Minnelli was no longer alive!! Oops.

I travel for work a lot and here is my prescription. I do take Xanax at the beginning of the flight, but you can follow my guide sans Xanax and have similar results — it's a new addition to the plan.

Ugh. I know a Newtown/Marathon person who lost someone in 9/11. I just want to take her to the planet Avatar's on and apologize for the entire world.

100%

Hahah I love the unpissability of this flats parade.

I thought you were saying this article was an April Fool's joke and we all fell for it. But then it wasn't, and I got confused.

Without the Valley Girls, no one would have appreciated Lisa Frank! It's like pitting Clarissa Explains It All (where is she, anyway?) against the oversized button-down shirt or the fashions of Claudia Kishi.

Gandhi does not approve of Lululemon. Now or ever.

That Jo Ann Beard essay is one of the best-written things on Earth.

But I actually *Had* Lisa Frank. And you could buy her stuff at the School Store!

If you can't talk about your vagina smell to your sister, you should really reconsider what you're doing with your life.

Why is Choose Your Own Adventure not competing. You are the UCONN of my heart, CYOA.

I agree. Her face usually has a beautiful slight asymmetry to it. It almost looks like they shrunk her head slightly while keeping her hair normal. :/ She may have just lost some weight, but it's not just the hair—if I cover her forehead with my finger in the first issue, her face still doesn't look the same. But…

I'm 29 and I have never, ever heard of him.