Just to clarify, Jewel didn't steal somebody's husband? Or she did?

@saoirse4: I definitely heard the news coverage of the story...I agree it's a non-issue and schools deal with this all the time. Maybe it speaks to the dangers of the AP? But I did find the image hilariously bad accompaniment for an article about VT school dances.

@saoirse4: 1. I was kidding and 2. Last week.

@SheelaNaGig: :) She does it in such a happy way, too, like she always seems pretty self-secure and just having fun with it. I bet she's a fairly interesting person in real life.

Jim Carrey has an irrational fear of innoculizations? I would think that would make him a perfect match for Jenny McC.

Something I love about her is that she always looks gorge but she tries all different looks — platinum hair, pink hair, natural hair, updos, vegan clothes. She's not afraid to test the waters.

I agree with many of the other commentors that these photographs are interesting and that the corresponding article and headline are a little strange and indicate the writer isn't informed or interested in modern Asian women's makeup techniques. Really confusing and not up to par, Jezebel. Next week why don't you…

I think this is a very accurate photo of what Vermont school dances look like.

@Lou_Belle: Yah and me! Oh. Wait. Bleach isn't an acceptable power animal??

@GiGiBird: I'm sure Patti's yelling helps the TV show make nice sound clips, but it really makes her seem like a poor communicator and a spoiled brat. I've met temper tantrum-prone executives before and although they may be intelligent people, their yelling always reads more baby, less genius to me.

I think when a client's insecurities border too closely on Patti's own, she screams at them and tells them they are unsolveably wrecked. This woman honestly had one of the worst dating mindsets I've seen depicted on the show — but that really made me feel she needed the most help, not the most yelling and judgment!…

Lindsay needs an Aveda contract. Or Columbia Sports. Or something that reads fresh and minty and organic, not Mariah Carey drugstore perfume knock-off.

I will only wear pants that contain both my entire ass and entire thong, even if they need to reach Mom-like heights to ensure this. I turn 28 in 2011. It's okay. There are a full decades' worth of girls younger than me who will carry on low rise where I'm leaving it off.

I don't want to be too Cathy to this Veronica, but can I just say:

@sterlingsilver36: Haha, that's funny but after I posted this I went and reread the fine print and noticed how fast food restaurants aren't strictly commercial chains but anything prepared and sold over a counter, and Samosa Man is the *first* thing that popped to mind. I guess we just have our own homegrownish…

@Princess Leela: And now! A reason to go to Rutland!

@Princess Leela: And now! A reason to go to Rutland!

Yeahhhhhh Vermont!!! And the fast food places/person is a little misleading. We have two Taco Bells in our entire state and no Wendy's. We just also only have 35 people.

I'm sorry, but the TI photo does nothing to undo his hotness. Because I know all that happened is he said "girl, I'll do whatever u like," and she said "squat. photograph it. then go down on me while I drink this Moet." Nothing to see here, folks....

Dodai, I want you to stop name-calling yourself in photographs. You are so beautiful and you're the only online presence whose fashion advice I truly find no-nonsense.