Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

I literally explain in two paragraphs how much I think the chests will annoy people and how they ruin a fun part of RPGs. I also put the annoying chests in the headline.

I dare say many conservatives would take issue with the idea that they’re all white nationalists.

My exact thinking. Those three Vanguard dorks have been there for me time and time again, putting up (and even encouraging *COUGH* CAYDE *COUGH*) my shenanigans for years. The Drifter is some no-name Matthew McConaughey wannabe who showed up and started messing with the darkness. Naw I’m good.

I love this and its potential. I truly sat at this screen for a while last night. All the time I‘ve invested in this game and world made this decision feel weighty.

I have a very, very specific answer to this in my second article!

Wait till you see the animatronics. Luckily they don’t walk around...yet.

Gamers are just the biggest fucking babies.

OMG THERE’S A BUG IN FACETIME! EVERYBODY PANIC! DISABLE FACETIME! NO! IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT! JUST THROW YOUR IPHONE IN THE RIVER OMG IT’S THE END OF ALL THINGS!

I think this will be good news for Destiny and those of us who love it, largely because Bungie will no longer be restricted to an annualized schedule. Maybe instead of Destiny 3, Bungie will now be able to transform the game into a single SKU that’s updated regularly. That’s my ideal scenario.

I heard about it earlier this week and spent most of today chasing it. What I didn’t know until the Bungie meeting at 4pm ET was who would get Destiny, which is why I waited until then to report it — I didn’t think it would be responsible to share that Activision and Bungie were splitting without being able to tell…

A rule that I try to stick by when a big shiny AAA $60 game catches my fancy is to put at least one game in between that and my decision to buy the game. The in-between game doesn’t have to be long - recently I played Undertale, Celeste and Steamworld Dig 2 this way - but putting the delay on the decision even for a…

If you actually look into this he states that he reached out to people to allow it to be put on their porch and he offered them money if there was activity. So the people that accepted got greedy and staged their part of it. Mark is no where at fault for the portion that was faked as he didnt even know it until he…

This impatience I feel makes my head shudder uncontrollably

My Joe Theismann avatar’s leg keeps glitching.

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

....i still like and play no man’s sky

Well, ok, but if I get rid of my single serve coffee machine I’m going to need to find another physical manifestation for my crippling loneliness.