Had two. One was from Slaughterhouse-Five.

Not as good as BoB?

I don’t see how you can talk about mozzarella sticks without mentioning one of the funniest and grossest stories ever published on Gawker:

ridiculously uniformed.

Just wanted to say that Lily Tomlin is the bomb.

who smelt it dealt it.

What seems to be pretty consistent is enough hair product to take care of a medium-sized city. Unless it’s in New Jersey.

So I have a question. Don’t different women prefer or need different products? Is there some sort of middle-of-the-road product that most people can more or less deal with, or are some people just shut out of the freebie products?

Who needs love when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store?

This is the best thing. Although stationary couches are also pretty rad. Naps.

Ha, I just wrote that! Crazy!

No opinion about the topic (I liked the article), but Tara Jacoby rules the internet with her illustrations. Do people get Pulitzer’s for thus? Can we nominate her for something?

That sounds like a good solution.

Totally. I once got chased by a goose in Holland. I mean, not much more to the story than that, but there’s an embarrassing picture of me cowering in the face of the dreaded goose.

Yes! And I’d like to pay less in taxes that go towards wars!

Argh, no, not if you have to eat there.

I admire you for the attempt!

I don’t think it’s that simple, from an ethical point of view. You have a clash of two values: one is don’t take what isn’t yours, and the other is don’t stand by while someone else goes hungry. I can see people resolving this conflict in a couple of different ways, but I don’t think that it’s so clear that theft is…

I honestly don’t think there’s a difference; when you see a hungry kid, the same thing probably happens to your heart, whether his or her parents are poor or rich.