If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Conservatives on Kaepernick & flag: “Keep your politics out of sprots, SJW!”

People get so up in arms about that song. It’s propaganda. We think it’s weird when we see bits of North Korea and the way they parade around and pretend like everything is patriotic and perfect. But then someone here doesn’t wanna parade around and buy into the chant reaffirming their American-ness...and we lose our…

I’ve never been one to get super excited about the Olympics. But this lady has convinced me to kick back, throw on some khakis, tuck in my Target employee polo, arm myself with kitchen utensils, and enjoy the show.

“Jussi Rastolainen thought he’d left diving behind after winning Finland’s only gold medal in the Melbourne games. But when a herd of moose gored the entire 2016 Olympic team to death, Jussi couldn’t abandon his country in its tragic time of need. This summer, Max von Sydow is...Finnishing The Dive.”

Looks like he went from Zakharovo to Zero real quick.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Now I start to wonder how many records are set on 49.97m lanes.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

And thus ends the “jeah” era of US swimming.

I dunno man, I jerk off a lot.

Only a fool fucks with Phelps when he’s in compete mode.

And fuck all this nonsense about him partying when he’s not swimming. That man has spent more time honing himself into the perfect swimmer than any of us have spent doing anything (including jerking off). He ought to have a life permit to party the fuck down…

I’m unsure why you’re mad at him.

I think the author has confused Whitlock's Flesch-Kincaid score with his Richter scale reading.

All Deadspin commenters are graded on the Safire-Simpson scale, which measures how many times somebody else's grammar is nitpicked without resorting to "Me fail English? That's un-possible!"

Wow, people have really started to flesh out their Craigslist "Missed Connections" submissions.

If a 60 year old man claims he was with a young Sharon Stone, the most shocking thing to come out of this is the allegation that Sharon Stone dated a 13 year old boy.

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