The take that ‘mosques deal with hate all the time whats a little bit more, lighten up francis’ is an interesting one.

Sigh. Opportunity missed for Takeout/Deadspin synergy. The list SHOULD have gone:

There’s a whole aisle at Sally’s with wraps... I mean come on. She’s never been to a Sally’s at least? How is that even possible.

Thank you for remembering the Desert Rose bullshit. Vogue published that, apparently heavily edited, basura just months before the Assad’s started their mass murdering campaign. Sickening.

I switched to Salux because the mexican markets RARELY sell loofahs now. Some kind of loofah embargo, who knows. Also you only buy loofahs at a place where you can also buy zucchinis and bolillos. None of that anthropologie goop $50 loofah bs.

“If you didn’t bleed, you didn’t scrub hard enough, and are not clean.” - Family motto.

Left to go back home for summer vacation from college, and when we came back to our apartment there was a wasp nest attached to our living room window - like half the size of the entire window. We rolled the blinds down and commenced with our pre-scheduled move out. I always wondered what the new tenants reaction was…

Washcloths barely make the grade. Loofah or gtfo.

Did the pics get removed from Insta for a copyright thing or some other bs :(

This is the whitest comment. Rick is that you?

My favorite Rick Bayless fact is when he came to California and declared we didn’t have a Mexican food tradition here. That’s right. No real authentic Mexican food to be found... in California. Fuck that guy.

Don’t tell my Mexican mom. Thank god we have Rick Bayless here to tell us what is or isn’t authentic mexican food.

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I don’t even have words - shame on the WA Dept of Social Services. Absolutely sickening callous behavior.

I love Pati, even after she tore me a new one on twitter for not heating up tortillas on a comal. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT PATI.

Seriously. You can pry the frijoles from my cold dead hands. Mexican Bfast ftw.

Lifelong Laker fan, bleed purple and gold, etc. etc. Magic should never ever have been President of Ops. Jesus does no one remember that Anthony Davis shitstorm?! He’s good at lots of other things, but as a Laker executive he did, imo, more harm than good. And no I don’t think Lebron at the Lakers is going to turn out…

They are devious. 1st waking up at 5AM from the cacophony of a swarm of parrots screaming in front of your window is not ideal. 2nd those suckers will destroy any fruit you’ve got on your trees. They dont even have the decency to eat the whole piece of fruit either! No, they just peck and fuck with it just enough so…

How the hell did you survive South County? I’m in Central OC and I can barely tolerate the Irvine NIMBYrs, and you know it gets douchier and more entitled the farther south you go.