Were you dropped on your head as a child?
That Is Not Ironic
thatisnotironic
You’re far kinder than I.
Hang her from a lamppost.
Well, it is a German car...
As a man, I can confidently say “you’re an idiot”.
That is not ironic.
Keep telling yourself that. This is going to get much worse before it gets better.
You’re going to take a bath.
This just in: some words have more than one meaning.
No hw doesn’t.
Do, please, try to not be such an idiot.
Pick your new countertops then paint your cabinets a complimentary color.
There were no sequels to the matrix.
Naw, two sisters and my elderly parents.
You will not be missed.
Yeah, but I’m just some dumb guy being led around by his penis.
Congratulations, Mark and Allen.
Every post you make.
Ah, damn. 24? Now I feel dirty.