You ever notice that “unpopular” opinions are almost always middle-of-the-road?

Because Heinlein failed at everything except convincing socially awkward types that he was a god. And some of his juveniles were good.

lol

I don’t think you understand satire.

That is not iron...

Oh, Lord. You’re ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Oh, Jesus. Here’s the “sorry that you’re offended” fake apology.

Jesus Fucking Christ. There’s nothing worse than someone who quotes Heinlein as a goddamn adult.

Jesus Christ, don’t apologize for being right.

The womens earplugs are smaller. No excuse for the price difference though.

Mezzetta sells banana peppers as well. Learn to condiment aisle.

It was better in ‘99.

This is pretty awesome.

There is a very good possibility that you are correct.

I like the first half of most of his movies. Then they get a little slow. Stanger Than Fiction was so slow that not even Emma Thompson was interesting and I want to have her babies most of the time.

That movie was dull as ditchwater.

Yay!

Take all my fucking money. TAKE IT!

Could you be any more of a sheltered white douchebag?

This is the correct answer.