Yes.

That is not ironic.

This made me laugh.

I’m okay with this.

Grampa will fuck you up.

No one cares about your boner.

The real crime is charging $500 for shoops like that.

I hate April Fools almost as much as I hate people who think their April Fools is funny.

Now your story sounds like complete bullshit.

I’m guessing that you are the problem.

Came here for article about Leah Finnegan, leaving disappointed.

He would nail that role.

White people sound ridiculous talking about “woke".

You’re the type who would fuck up a wet dream.

A law against tattoos? Japan is truly a wonderful place.

You are a goddamn genius.

“Donor".

Three. Three movies.

More well known than Jon Lovitz? Get off my lawn!

Jessica Lowndes is gonna get a pickle tickle.