Because of Bob Costas and his case of the double pinkeye at Sochi, I will tune in to see what he contracts this time.

Think of all those nastywasty diseases hitching rides on visitors and going home with them.

Sure sure, Laura’s arm had a mind of its own. It wasn’t me! It was my arm!

Yet. Just hang out for a while. Trump is getting to that part.

I’d rather let the garbage people have their space, and excercise at home or way out in the wilderness where I can have the peace and quiet I need to focus on myself.

I have a little home gym with a rowing machine, weights, and a yoga area. I also run with my dogs early in the morning or later in the evening, and I go hiking with friends. Lots of exercises, no need to pay a gym.

YOU AREN’T HIRING THE WRITERS. Are you dumb as fuck, or just being obtuse?

Honey. Please. The reason he hires white men and *thinks* they tell the funniest jokes IS BECAUSE STEPHEN COLBERT IS A WHITE MAN AND HE IS READING THE JOKES AND HE LIKES THEM BASED ON HIS WHITE MAN FILTER. How hard is this for you to understand?

Yesss! You are awesome. For what it is worth, my mom did the same thing in her 50s and she not only got physically healthier by 60, she gained a ton of energy and perspective and now she is lifetime BFFs with her young/hot/ripped (male) trainer.

I’d like to see her be required to register as a sex offender.

I don’t even go to the gym or work out in public. Because of people like this.

Step 3: Create new Darwin Award for Pokemon Go fatalities.

How to stay safe while playing Pokemon Go?

I grew up in Humboldt, and this festival sounds like my community 24/7. Humboldt hippies know how to commit.

Take my money please.

I looove Ruth Negga. She was brilliant on “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D” and she is slaying on “Preacher”.

Sorry, the “Oh FFS” Award goes to “wombyn” but “womyn” can be first runner up.

Yaaaasssssss. Please! I request a wacky ads round up. Scarlett O’Hara’s scowly face/red dress commemorative figurine FTW!

Clarification: she has been an RN for 40 years, including those roles I noted in my other reply. Fun story, she was the nurse social worker at my high school *while I was a student there* and she taught the sex ed and basic health courses. It was...weird. Inspiring, but weird. By the time I was a junior we were on a…