Yeah I get that you’re calling him out, but: 

They’ve released a photo of Officer “Jones”. Careful, he’s not one to trifle with.

You know, this is, excuse me, this is some damn fine kinja.

Whoosh.

Tim and I have the same last name and the same fashion sense. I wish we were related so when my wife kicks me out I could ask him if I could crash on the couch in a pair of his cargo capris.

We should pray we don’t make the playoffs, I’m fully rooting for Tennessee today.

Yeah, first thing that went through my mind when I saw that quote was Pearl Harbor...

Can you add Rent-a-Car to your name please?

I should have gone with +2 soon. That would have been better.

Thank you for spawning the best comments I’ve read in months.

He looks like the trust fund baby of a meat industry lobbyist

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

He looks like the last clone from Multipicty if Bill Maher had landed Keaton’s role.

Talk to your meteorologist if your storm lasts longer than 4 hours.

NO ONE DENIES THIS

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Look at the bright side, you could be paying him, playing him, AND leading the division in such a manner that makes you about as physically sick to your stomach as the phrase “The Trump Administration” does — Signed, Texans Fan

Zeke ain’t done shit. His woman got all jelly and flipped out on him.

As usual, white privilege helps out when you step over the line.