Let’s give this guy the benefit of doubt: Boston fans have the most experience with asterisk championships.

The best part of living in a fireworks restricted state? Being with a guy who drops eight grand on fireworks just across the border and comes back home. When the state trooper asked for the usual set of paperwork, a permit for transporting fireworks within the state was included. Watching the smile drop off the…

I can imagine the conversation with the apartment owners’ lawyer:

And? We’ve been putting a layer of queso chihuahua on our frozen pizzas for the last year or so. Accidental discovery when I found the remnants of a bag of cheese when doing a pre-vacation fridge clean-out.

When will quantum computers outperform? When they’re plugged into fusion reactors for power.

And the millions of people who live in apartments, or houses with no garages?

Is that A. J. Pierzynski? Didn’t he get enough hate as a player?

If I weren’t afraid that he would rip me in half if I tried, I would give Dave Bautista a giant hug for being a real person in Hollywood.

Knelt during the anthem and his game play declined. Let’s not forget he, Blaine Gabbert and Christian Ponder were falling over themselves to see who could get benched by the others for the entire season.

Citations, please.

While ethylene glycol will raise the boiling point of water when mixed in its primary purpose is to drop the freezing point. EG’s lower heat capacity means that whatever heat capacity is gained by increasing the boiling point of the mixture, more is lost by replacing the water with EG. Increasing the pressure in the…

You must have done something right with this article - twice tonight my wife has asked me to bring it back up so she can look at the picture of the pig. The second time I caught her muttering under her breath in Cantonese.

The netting was extended for the 2018 campaign. Are you talking about the full length of the infield and outfield?

What am I going to do? I’m going to read up on all of the players Deadspin championed during the off-season as examples of why MLB owners are colluding to drive the price down. I’m then going to see how many of them are under performing with respect to their contracts. Then I’m going to continue to compare Deadspin’s…

I’m having flashbacks of D&D and Shadowrun groups in my past just reading about the game...

There are not a lot of fluids in the world that have as much heat capacity as plain old water. Putting ethylene glycol into the coolant means the coolant is less effective at moving heat to the radiator. We use it in street cars due to the significantly wider ranges of operating conditions that we drive versus what…

To be frank, any argument about places you can/can’t put a keyfob applies equally to a key. So throwing all of those out the window (into the trash can in your garage, savage) you’re left with not a whole lot to complain about.

Some days breakfast is a tall glass of milk. Other days it’s a pair of eggs or some pastry. But every blue moon it’s a trip to Burger King, Whoppers for breakfast (the best time to get bacon on said burger, as it turns out).

I wish you most joyous consumption during your travels! My family will also be traveling in a few weeks, staying within walking distance of the city’s Chinatown. We have already decided that we will be walking the 800m daily.

Same here. An hour and ten minutes before the local dim sum restaurant opens...