thadbarkley
thad barkley
thadbarkley

So the real-life version of Metropolitan?

No, but I *can* talk about how I always confuse that one with W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings, the 1975 movie starring Burt Reynolds and the late Jerry Reed.

You may live near one of John Podesta's favorite pizza parlors?

> charm in the city and interesting ethnic neighborhoods, old architecture, great museums, etc.

> You weigh two ounces AND you have hollow bones, and you still decide to go up against a 200 pound biped?

Those birds better PRAY they don't ruin my credit!

I just want to see him get Dragged to Hell. You know, like in that movie? I can't recall the name.

I see my Maryanne backing away….

WISHMASTER OR GTFO

She can't control herself any longer!

If he's 21 right now, he's probably not going to be getting any taller, so…

It's not "sex tape" like a video - it's actual tape.

At this rate there will be actual Juggalos in Congress.

What the hell is with all these sacks of shit wearing the American flag as a scarf or a cape or something? It's pretty goddamn disrespectful for a bunch of motherfuckers who claim to be patriots.

Well there was a sarc tag - /s

Those lines are clearly dubbed, so I'm wondering if that was originally an English or Australian commercial.

George Wallace is one of the only reasons I check Twitter every once and a while.

Yeah, they should of not made it.