I’m going to preface this with: I’m not a Tesla owner or a fanboy.

The sad irony here is that probably most of the viewers of The Eric Andre Show are white people on drugs. I know this because....look it doesn’t matter why I know this

“This is the fifth shooting death of a student at Austin-East this year”

I suspect this has to do with the way in which the WWE’s shares are structured. Selling stock is a capital raising tool, but also exposes you to market demands. To circumvent this, some equity offerings will include restricted share classes that have additional rights attached to them.

Never forget, when it comes to corporations, it always your fault. You make a mistake, it’s your fault. They make a mistake, it’s still your fault. And they are always quick to take your money and very, very slow to ever give it back and almost never go to jail for stealing from you.

So basically the same thing that happens to a gas truck when it tows things will happen to an electric one.

GM has already normalized $80-$90G trucks, so the question of if people are willing to pay $100G to get something that won’t get lost in a Tractor Supply Co. parking lot, is a non-issue. We live in a time where just being ridiculous is a marketing ploy since there’s plenty of people out there that will just buy it to…

“coupbatical”

Things to add to the list of things never explicitly condemned by Jesus: cannibalism, pedophilia, necrophilia, socialism, communism.

“Jesus never condemned slavery” is an argument against Jesus as a moral authority, not an argument in favor of slavery.

Guessing a non-zero percentage of that crowd has at least one of those items at home.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Ray Fisher was fucked the second he took that gig, and nothing he could have done or said would have mattered.

I’m sure there are lots of reasons, but worth noting that this decline in birth rates is global. It’s happening in countries with generous social safety programs, and in countries where quality of life has improved dramatically in recent years. When people have the ability to choose how many kids to have, and when the…

Lordstown, Ohio is in a D+7 congressional district whose current congressman is Tim Ryan, a Democratic incumbent since 2003. He took over the seat from the infamous James Traficant, another Democratic representative who held the seat starting in 1985.

Wow. That CDC data contains Race/Ethnicity info for only 54.4% people with 1 or more doses administered (53% for people with 2). There are so many reasons to believe that is not an evenly distributed characteristic, such that we’re not looking at anything like a representative sample.

Stallone has made 3 “Escape Plans,” 3 “Expendables,” a Rambo, and a couple other action movies since he was 62.

“OK, how is he 62 years old thinking that he’s some kind of Rambo?”-Well when you have a 73-year-old Sylvester Stallone out here STILL playing Rambo Killing Mexicans, I can see where he got his Inspiration.

Literally came down to write the same thing. "Believers in disruption" = little libertarian sociopaths who want the baseline for ethics to be "can I get away with this?"