You actually say, "open the pod baby doors, Hal," don't you? It's okay, you can tell us.

I also didn't know that Google Docs did that. Any reason to use this, or keep CamScanner?(which I also liked.)

"Tux looks drunk and passed out in the headline pic."

I knew this story, but not the phrase. (I'd also heard that the egg was hard-boiled, and he smashed it down hard, but who knows?) The phrase that I'd always heard associated with the story was, variously, "It's easy when you know," or, "It's easy when you know how." In the version that I heard, one of the observers…

Sorry for the late response. Agreed, that is would be acceptable for general conversation. Shouldn't be used in news broadcasts, however. :)

Nicely done.

Pretend that I posted a pic of a punch card.

This is also one of my pet peeves. Thanks for the link; that is excellent. Someone I knew (my Scottish Grandmother, maybe?) used to say "beggers the question," and I once heard, "makes the question .. . [insert question] go begging." Meaning, I assume, that it was begging for an answer that it never received. I…

Same. Same.

I hate "impact" as a verb, because in horse circles, "impacted" means constipated. Often, I think people just don't know the difference between "affects" and "effects." I have been know to yell at the radio on occasion...

Aanndd cue puerile comments.

Agreed, or run the USBs out the side/top/bottom/whatever

I love my cordless drills, but every now and then I pick up my corded one, (a standard 3/8 DeWalt) and go, "Oh, yeah. That's what power feels like."

As a friend said recently, "Remember when you were little, and thought that there were such a thing as adults."

I agree with most of what you say, why not a two-dollar an episode sale model? (Or whatever price makes sense, I'm not an actuary.) Crap shows would soon disappear. (Unfortunately, Jershey Shore probably wouldn't.) I do have a concern, as a Canadian, that Can-con would disappear, however.

All the Dell ones our school division bought have two on the backside. I never use them, but there they are.

Box? There's a box? What box?

"Marry, sir, they have committed false report;

Excellent point.

Is that picture the next Android update?