I'm in the same boat.

Sploid is ever so disappointing.

When censoring the words they must have also censored the humor because I didn't even chuckle.

Oh shit, I'm laughing so hard. Well done.

I hate this. In my family it's this, everyday: "Traime un limon." "Verde o Amarillo?" So they're both limones but we differentiate by colors. Also, during this ridiculous price inflation we thought it was funny to go to to one another's homes and declare each other rich whenever there was more than 2 limes in the…

I googled "anti Jewish nazi propaganda" and here is the very top of the image results:

seriously, if she bought it for $449,000 14 years ago, this house is a steal in L.A. For 1.35m

Sooo many feels. This brought tears to my eyes, but cynical me is saying over and over, please, please, please don't make this some viral marketing stunt.

Damn, this saddens me to no end. How the fuck are we supposed to admire this guy when he joins the ranks of Paris Hilton, women who shiton floors, girls who's claim to fame is being bad, douchebags who tan too much and Flava Flav? Why Michael Sam, WHY?

Have fun, I'm not one to take the bait.

An internet punch from an anonymous commenter, how shall I ever recover?

Enjoying a major personal accomplishment with someone they care about is the equivalent to violently assaulting someone? Cool, good to know that I'm justified in breaking a bottle over the head of some guy who kisses his wife at a restaurant after celebrating the birth of their first child.

I am so with you! Just like those politicians who show up on stage with their wives, or send out those mailers with their family. You should focus on politics, not on your sexuality! I'm sure you made the exact same point when you saw those things, because you are not homophobic at all. Weird how people complain about…

"Prominent?" They showed a couple kissing in celebration, which they have shown before. The only thing that makes this "prominent" is that both people in the couple had cocks.

Actually a Bear is an older hairy man, as a younger hairy man is a Cub. But your definition of twink is correct.

BECAUSE this is America you are absolutely wrong. Just as his viewpoint is criticizing someone else's life (or, dare I say it, viewpoint), then as Americans we are free to criticize him too.

Ok, color me stupid. Ashe=ash.

Someone explain the Arthur Ashe reference please. I'm going to google it, but think of the other ignorant gawker souls. All I know is he was also a tennis player.

Save yourself the typing, just take a look at her history.