Yeah, with all due respect, that’s a little bit of bullshit. You chose to include an aside that only adds to the discussion if your goals was to continue perpetuating the image of it. Either own up to it or don’t include it. I can only imagine your reaction if the genders were reversed. Except I can’t because you…

“I don’t think the men are babies, but the researchers are for stopping the tests over that.” That is an insane position.

“crybabies” appears to be your word, so your disclaimer kind of sucks. “Some people have said men are big fat wimps who can’t suffer through an instant of discomfort that a woman wouldn’t even notice, but... not me!”

Any researcher who continued a study where patients are experiencing suicidal thoughts and self harming would be barred from ever running another trial

Jesus fucking CHRIST you are a very dumb person. I don’t find it funny to equate mental health issues with “being a crybaby.” You might.

My girlfriend’s period gets regulated by her birth control, even our most enthusiastic lack of impulse control won’t lead to a baby (well, minimal, nonzero chance, but to hell with abstinence), and condom sex is like eating a Twinkie with the wrapper still on it.

So there’s no compelling reason for me to get injections…

I want proof that you took the pills. There are shitty people of both genders who can’t be trusted. I know several guys with kids whose girlfriends were “on the pill”. Dealing with drama, custody battles, and child support are all still consequences. It doesn’t really matter if they were lying or just part of the 1%…

What is it? Vasalgel is a gel that can be injected (through the scrotum, it only hurts for a second, don’t be a baby)

reports were that the vandalism earlier this year—including a message keyed into the car that said “MOVE”—did $7,500 worth of damage.

Solar panel efficiency isn’t currently enough to make the gain in range worth the added cost/complexity.

Now they’re an operating team within F1 there’s no issue. The issue was in the 2015 season where Haas deferred entry to 2016, allowing them to operate outside of the resource restrictions imposed by F1. In practice, this meant Ferrari used them as unrestricted resource to develop parts, as well transferring…

Most people would allow themselves to be hung upside down on a flight by their ankles to save $9.

What kind of peasant buys less than three Porsches?

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?

Exactly this. I come here to get away from this kind of journalism...

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

right... i need eleven volunteers and a beer sponsor

Second this. And you have to take your eyes off the road. With my iDrive I can select most menu items by memorizing the clicks while never taking my eyes off the road. It also works much better on rough roads than touch screen.

Dude, no, just, no. You’re wrong. Touch screens are awful for driving.