He was setup by pigs. They are not having some giant fucking pigeons move in on their iron grip on the bacon industry. Just like us, all swine know that turkey bacon is an affront to both God and man. 

Off topic a bit but what the fuck is the deal with rich guys and ill fitting suits. Zuck is married. You would think his wife would tell him “Fuck no Mark. You are one of the richest men alive. You aren’t leaving the house in a suit that looks like you chose it from a rack in a dark closet.”

The Buttchug kid from TN thinks it’s a bitchin nickname.

Realistically, how hard would it be for all Uber drivers to agree to stop taking rides at the same time for 1 hour. Just one. Then go back to work and tell Uber “the next time it’s for 1 day”. We want tipping and some benefits.

The next time Twitter makes any statement about working hard to stop racism, etc, just send them this pic and tell them to fuck off. I don’t know what efforts they are making, but setting up your system so your twitterhandle can’t have the word nigger in it, seems like a Day One type of task.

Hi Ashley.

Sorry. That is not “essence” enough for my tastes.

Look into his “blind” trust for this business. Down the line might be closer than you think.

Yes we need some serious body armor for Trump. We can’t have some shithead going all John F Hinkley on him because he said something about Beyonce.

Was LeBlanc a car guy before he got this gig? This was a great clip and while I am sure he didn’t write the piece he did seem to legitimately mean what he was saying. Of course that could just be the car making him “feel” it. It is a Porsche.

So he would have been equally as ok about it if they were dick cakes?

I always love TGDBM (the god damn Batman) but is everyone just making him a complete dickhole now in all comics? He was never what you would call warm and fuzzy, but now any item from any book is just hom being a complete assface to everyone. I imagine that gets tiresome after a while.

Thawed out in the future just in time to discover that the key to long life is eating recently thawed human flesh.

No sir.

+1 for use of the work Lickspittle.

“Broken down Highlander”

As the kids on the interwebs love to say, THIS!  My friend makes fun of me because I unplug my microwave when I am not using it. Same thing with most everything else too. Keep up the safe, non fire induced death, work internet friend!

He looks like John Barrowman in that pic.

Yes, and my opinion is that you are whining and should read less about an election that clearly doesn’t concern you instead of criticizing an American website catering to its very concerned readers.

Putting others lives on the line while driving 107 in a 55 is a perk to I guess.