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Are you all still clapping?

No joke, Jennifer Garner seems like the sweetest person to ever be a celebrity ever ever ever. Just plain adorable.

It is gloriously apropos that a movie featuring Illyana Rasputin has been stuck in Limbo for years.

“Joan is funny”

Yeah, the thing about the Office is that even if it doesn’t tick all the boxes required of 2019 shows to be deemed sanctified by the sanctimonious, it still resonates with a lot of people.

My therapist wants me to try out “letting people have their things,” so I will keep my thoughts about The Office—or Garner’s prominent Dunder Mifflin wall art—to myself.

Joan, you should not be allowed to write about The Office.

I stand by my theory that most people living in NYC have some sort of mutant form of Stockholm Syndrome.

The picture of the Jolie/Pitt Children reminded me of Umbrella Academy. If one of them starts looking gorilla-ish, someone might want to do some sort on intervention.

Wish I had taken your advice before I clicked this article...

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

You’re not alone. The show wasn’t perfect, but it had great acting (amazing cast) and really cared about characterization.

I love the twist in s1 about how Geena Davis’s character had a surprising connection to the movie plot

Also, between the pandemic and the BLM protests, I’ve maxed out my charity contributions for the year already and I imagine I’m not the only one. Not to mention the people who’s livelihoods have been affected to the extent that it’s not possible for them to give. Disaster/charity fatigue is a thing and we are six

Joan also managed to snark UNICEF in that very special way only Joan can. 

Madonna be going the way of the Wildenstein with those cheeks, yo!  

So Eleven, Superman and the Queen of Hearts walk into a bar...