But this is all Westbrook’s fault because Westbrook dominates the ball so much that no other offensive player worth a damn is going to want to play with such a ballhog.

Less and less booze. Fewer and fewer bottles of said booze.

I’d like to give my high and drunk commentary if ya’ll don’t mind. Okay, so Durant gets a lot of shit for leaving OKC. Everyone knows though he’d never win a championship with Westbrook because Westbrook is a dick. I mean, Durant is a dick too ...but I think he’s a dick that would be willing to compromise. Westbrook…

Popcorn, Butter, I’ll pop it, I’ll pop it.

Westbrook: “Yeah, I love to suck dick. You got a problem with that?”

Fortunately, Ilitch’s hair piece will live on!

Mike Illitch is one of the most important people in the history of Detroit. Not just as the owner of sports franchises and cardboard pizza. The guy has given a lot to the city. Sure, he got a lot out of it, too. But thank God for Illitch over the past 30 years. He is the one who first invested down in the wasteland of…

As a Blackhawks fan, he built an amazing hockey franchise that I respect-hated all my life. Hockey and sports lost a very good man and owner. Say hi to Gordie for us.

It’s important to remember that this dude believed in the city of Detroit when nobody else did. When every business was running away he was pumping money into a bad hockey team to make them a great one with some all time talent. Everything Detroit is now and may become in the future is arguably due in part to Illitch…

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

BUT HOW WILL THEY MAINTAIN THE SECRET ORGANISATION WITHOUT MERCHANDISE!?

Hmm, you must know something I don’t, because I don’t see Tony Stark nor OG Thor anywhere on the cover above, even less front and centre.

Don’t you just love the parenting advice from people without kids?

I’m sure you’re right. Childless people make the best parents.

*cries over Ncaa football

Madden has ruined football games for a lot of gamers out there. Sorry boys

“A Dilly Bar is for one person, not 10...”

I’ll never not be amazed at how the Glen Mason firing continues to fuck Minnesota over.

A wild Chip Kelly appears!

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”