I get so mad at them, and then I get mad at myself for letting them get me invested. Football is so fucking dumb.

Counterpoint: Fuck Aaron Rodgers.

I enjoyed the little graphic at the beginning of the game that was like “Here are some great Lions players who retired at 30 rather than continue to play for the Lions.”
Vintage Lions, indeed.

If that’s the best throw you have ever seen you have clearly been ignoring my 4th grade highlight reel I sent you with me lighting up my best friend Tony’s back yard using an official John Elway Nerf Vortex! I would like to see Rodgers thread a pass through the branches of the Williams’s old oak tree.

Counterpoint- that was vintage lions, back dooring into the playoffs on a 4 game skid.

After the game, Rodgers called his family to discuss the big win.

Not saying she pissed off someone backstage there.

Her tits were 95% of her talent.

You are wrong. But she still looks good so I’ll let it slide.

Hahahaha. 2017 is going to be so much worse. You will pray for anther 2016 compared to the helter skelter that is coming up.

The ONLY thing I will give Mariah is that she had the cojones to stand up there for two songs not singing. Her response to being outed lip synching is so much more professional than the other two.

Is this how a basic bitch thinks?

Mariah Carey: [“Just don’t get any better!”]

Mariah used to be a talented lady with big tits but now she’s just got big tits.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

“And that’s what it is”

The ‘Godzilla Theory’ still holds water with me.

pictured: chemtrails.

Ship fuel can’t melt steel hulls.

It must be true. Here’s a GIF of it.